Wow. Thank you, over at the Gloss, for finding this gem of a new product–the Christian Audigier branded condom. Or should I say, cõndõm. Well, only if you have the bragging rights to the Bõnd model. We all knew the Ed Hardy brand had jumped the shark when it started showing up in–irony of ironies for products named after a tattoo collector–tattoos of the label. But this is a whole new level of brand extension. Who are they actually targeting with this thing? And why is it Christian Audigier condoms and Ed Hardy lubricants? Who made the call in that brainstorming session? Was it the same guy who chose the first line of the web copy–All of our products are made in Malaysia. What?!? Why don’t I have one right now? But my favorite line? GET FURIOUSLY SEXY. In all caps. In case you weren’t angry enough when you started fucking.

In other news, I’m starting a new 6am yoga class next week and freaking out. Hence the early morning post…