Ubud — the name means medicine in Balinese.

Seekers come here from all around the world for healing. You’ve got your raw food, organic this, yoga that… you can even take Esalan Institute courses or get your astrology chart done.

You can still get cheap massage and rooms — it’d be a great place to come with a lover, fuck loads and then get back to the massage table. Barring that, I feel a bit like a bull in the China shop. Ah, to be a cock in the hen house instead. Well, hope springs…